Me and JRA chat

This is what me and JRA were chatting about 3am Fri. morn:

me: yea i'll drive to la

  i gotta drop my mom off to the airport in an hour

2:51 AM JRA: wow

  that's an lmno flight

  so i can crash at your pad?

 me: yea

  but dont jerk it over here

 JRA: no deal!!!!!!!

 me: i dont want splooge in my sheets

2:52 AM JRA: you mean, other than your own

 me: yes

 JRA: i'll make sure to pull out of the sheets

  and hit carpet

 me: run outside and splooge on our grass